Filendie
Magi
Tainted Magic
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This was years ago by the way lol
Me I've just got one of those smart phones, Woohoo! I love new toys. Sister Hey get you, you can load it up with App's now. Me App's? What do you.. oh you mean those application things you add to them? How do I get those? Sister You need to use the App store. Me Oh right, is that the one that opened in the mall? Sister OK if your that dumb you really need to not have a smart phone. |
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Life is so full there is no room to breathe, yet so empty my loneliness haunts me My heart aches with the fullness of joy My wick burns so bright I have little time left I try so hard but I fall at every turn If I try harder I'll rupture, if I let go I'll fall |
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11-27-2012, 12:44 PM
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Sobriquet
Celestial
playing for free
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Carly: Did I miss the conversation about kangaroo dogging?
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12-30-2012, 11:42 PM
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Harley Quinn
Renegade
Twin Skeletons
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My friend Alicia: Sprinkling a little feta on my salad seriously made. Huge difference!
Me: I know, Right? The is why I always say Gouda is a good-a but Feta is a betta! Alicia: This is why I love you. |
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There's a jet black crow droning on, and on, and on, and on.
Up above my head, it's droning on, and on, and on, and on: 'Keep making trouble until you find what you love' I need a new partner in crime, and you just shrug... |
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01-01-2013, 07:54 PM
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Harley Quinn
Renegade
Twin Skeletons
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My friend Alicia: Whenever the two of us unite, Chuck Norris quivers in fear of the awesomeness.
Seriously, she's my bestie for reasons just like that. |
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There's a jet black crow droning on, and on, and on, and on.
Up above my head, it's droning on, and on, and on, and on: 'Keep making trouble until you find what you love' I need a new partner in crime, and you just shrug... |
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01-03-2013, 04:00 AM
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Callista
Love all, trust a few.
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I saw a spider on my mattress. Before I'd recovered enough to kill it, it jumped a few times and I couldn't find it anymore.
This is what followed, proof that Bonbon and I spend way too much time on our laptops. Daphne says (19:24) JUMPING SPIDERS BONBON THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END JUMPING IS ONE STEP FROM FLYING Bonnie says (19:24) Your part of the world, not mine I mean aww OHMYGOD EW BAH AAH Daphne says (19:24) AHA! SEE HORROR Bonnie says (19:24) KILL DELETE Daphne says (19:24) I CANT FIND IT Bonnie says (19:24) EXTERMINATE Daphne says (19:25) CTRL ALT DELETE Bonnie says (19:25) XD Daphne says (19:25) ESCAPE ESCAPE! Bonnie says (19:25) USE THE SEARCH FUNCTION ctrl f! Daphne says (19:25) GOOGLE IT Bonnie says (19:25) XD |
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01-05-2013, 11:32 AM
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Funny Girl
Scourge
over the rainbow
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Me: [rambling on about RPG feedback]
Meagan: You're going to write a crime novel with like a Bond villan in it featuring genocide and your editor is going to have to make you cut the more intense gore stuff. Me: I don't do intense gore stuff, though. Meagan: Are you f-ing kidding me My IRL friends... they know. |
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07-11-2013, 07:58 PM
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